Like most red-blooded Americans who grew up around PA Dutch culture, I love scrapple. However, some memes don’t need to be made. Some shops don’t need to be shopped. This is one of them.

That scrapple is sliced too thick, imo.

I googled this in a panic after seeing it shared on Facebook. Everything is real on Facebook. Thankfully, this is not. But you know someone, somewhere, out there is making this abomination. Pray for them.