For many reasons.
But this time in particular, it’s because unwashed twitter decided to get on their disgusting devices and type out that they don’t wash their bodies and how germ theory is a lie because soap cascades down from their head (completely devoid of the nastiness in their heads obvi) and that’s enough, apparently.
From what I can tell, this madness started here:
This cobbled with those Jez articles about not washing... Splinter and Jez are going to be where Patient Zero comes from. No lie.
How the fuck do people go about doing skin care diaries and talking about shit they do to benefit their face skin and do nothing about their legs. Their legs are skin. Look. I realize anatomy wasn’t offered to everyone in HS so I shouldn’t expect everyone to know all that shit. But we all took biology, right? How do you go into the shower and wash your face skin and not the other skin?
Skin is skin. Granted, it’s not the same all over your body, but basics go a long way. If you are concerned about the dead skin on your face, then be concerned about it on you legs- because it’s there. If you care about washing your hands, then wash your legs, you unkempt heathens!
Louis Pasteur didn’t die for y’all to be this way!
These people musty.
Gonna be waking up in their forties wondering why their skin is trash because they just let the build up go unchecked for decades.
And there were so many people talking about how they just shave their legs and that’s enough. Now, I know why there are so many product for ingrown hairs. Jesus. Girl, if you don’t wash yourself and then shave... Just pushing dirt into open pores. Damn.
Let’s look at other people who traumatized me:
At least people got jokes because I wanna lock myself in my house until the end of days.
And summer is just getting started. It’s hot and humid. And now I know people are out here wanting to point fingers at others for the smells in the city when they are walking around with their proud musty selves, knowing the smell is their fault.
2019. What a time to be alive.
Happy Friday, everyone, and wash your fucking body. All of it.