But Jesus fucking christ, I mean, some things people can fucking clean up in their homes with just the most bare minimum of effort and it would work wonders to make their place not an absolute shit dump.

How would it not occur to you to pick up one of many little chihuahua poops just laying on your fucking floor is beyond me. Yes, I am fucking talking to you lady. Please explain why you have a fucking mine field of turds in your living room, I see the dried crusty ones from a week ago now look like petrified turd nuggets.

To quote Walstreet,"Funny thing about money, it makes you do things you don't want to do."