Craziest Mom award goes to today's client meeting. I asked to speak to kiddo alone - this is like a 12- or 13-year-old boy - before Mom came in. When she did come in, she said she was checking her watch and telling herself "she won't murder him, he'll be OK" the whole time I made her wait in the lobby.
That kid was either my size or close to it. I couldn't murder him if I wanted to.