Even though I had my adenoids taken out when I was six which was supposed to stop my chronic ear infections.

I don't want to spend $30 for a consult with a MD to diagnose me for an infection I can diagnose myself.

I could probably beg my mom to call in a script of antibiotics for it. When I was in college and had chronic strep throat every month she would meet me at the nearest light rail station, take a look at my throat with an otoscope and check my temp, then shoot my butt with antibiotics and give me a scrip for the rest of the antibiotics.

*knocking every piece of wood in my apartment*

Paying more for the consult than the actual cost of your prescription is fucking stupid.