This looks innocent enough, right?

But EVIL LURKS WITHIN. LOOK CLOSER.

RAISINS. STEALTH RAISINS.

Hiding in my goddamned cookie. Look at those little fuckers. I hate them with every fiber of my being.

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HATE.

They're worse than olives. I hate those, too.

(Someday I will learn how to insert type between my pics. Maybe.)