I am drunk enough to do laundry but not drunk enough to fold laundry.

I got a new job! My old job didn't renew my contract. I was unemployed for a month and a half. This was my only interview, and I nailed it. Thank god. I am getting paid three days after rent is due. My commute is now four blocks. Talk about Faustian luck.

I hosted brunch on Sunday. I had friends from out of town, and I had to drive them around. I had two bottles of champagne leftover and just got around to drinking them. Mimosas are wonderful.

I'm watching The Last Stand.

I'm out of cigarettes and this displeases me.