There's a ragey conservative who got so pissed I called him a conservative (he tried to describe himself as an anarchist despite, you know, being a textbook Republican even down to the homophobia and misogyny) that he's spent the last 48 hours trying to call me a pedophile (why do conservatives immediately jump to pedophilia for everything? Is it because it's the only group that conservatives can rely on being worse than them?) and now assumes that when I click dismiss, I'm actually "whining to moderators to delete his comments."

Man this Kinja system is a hoot.