Thanks random door to door salesguy, who when I opened the door goes "Dayyyyyuuummmmmm!"

I had just finished with dinner, was pretty sure I had food in my teeth. My hair was up in the "it's the end of the day and I'm sick of brushing it" knot, and I was wearing jeans with a busted zipper. Now I realize that the "Dayumm" could be taken sarcastically, and actually I was all prepared to take it that way, until dude was told that I was not the owner of the house and I would go get him. His response "Damn, that means I won't get to talk to you!"

So that was a nice ego boost. Of course I'm making sure my windows and doors are locked extra tight tonight.