No really, I think I’m losing my mind. Not like people, people, but weird movements out of the corners of my eye. When I focus on the movement I can clearly see nothing is there. I’m sure it’s going to kill me, but I wanted to stop by to offer my otherworldly services should any of you need them. You know, before I drop dead and all.

Also, HI! Not Hawaii, you heathens, fucking HELLO! Sheesh...