As an east coaster by birth the very idea makes my hair stand on end, but I finally bowed to peer pressure and tried salad pizza. (Seriously, everyone I work with is just cuckoo for salad pizza.) Have you had this? The one I had was a rather delicious salad of baby greens, feta, avocado, red onion and tomato dressed in a lemony vinagrette and piled on top of a cheesy, oniony, sesame-y crust. I was picturing gooey pizza cheese and sauce but actually it's just a small amount of cheese baked into the crust, which amounts to a very flavorful flatbread. It was really good. I actually kind of want more now. Salad pizza! Still a stupid idea though, let's face it.