So I received a postcard from the Nielsen people last week, letting me know that I would be receiving a packet regarding the Nielsen televsion poll this week. It arrived today. I do not have cable. I watch things on Netflix and YouTube. I have not had cable for about three years now.

What, exactly, am I supposed to tell the Nielsen people about the TV viewing habits of the desperately underserved 30-something white male demographic? I'm thinking of filling up whole days with, "SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP," then filling in the rest of the time slots with QVC, CSPAN, 12-hour Spice Channel marathons, and speeches from Church leaders on the Mormon channel.