So there's this beautiful old school on the next block over from my apartment; for as long as I've known about it, it's been someone's private residence, although I think they only occupied part of the building. For a long time I've fantasized about somehow acquiring the building, turning it into communal housing project and/or a homesteading school, and gardening its beautiful half-acre of grounds. I drove past it today like I do, and I noticed it's FOR SALE. I don't exactly have $125,000+ lying around, but if I did, holy shit, I'd buy it in a heartbeat. I'm so over living up here, but if I had a shot at this dream, I'd stay here for at least another decade.