If Northwestern University football players are employees, then, what the fuck? I realize that college athletics has gotten ridiculously out of hand, commercialization-wise, but if a court is going to rule this โ€” well, let's stop pretending this is college sports and just call it Pros Junior or something. How sad, that the very last shred of "athletics for school spirit and athletics' sake" has been completely doused in gasoline and set on fire.