I went out for a long walk and came home to see that my Twitter feed had 175,682 new posts, so there’s a debate tonight. Since I can’t speak to what anyone actually said in the debate...um...something something SomethingBros something something SomethingBots something something threat to democracy.

ETA: I’m pretty sure that still makes me more qualified than 90% of the people who will analyze the debate for the networks tomorrow, even though I were on one of the channels, my interviewing technique would consist of me spending entire segments making the wanking motion while both candidates’ flacks talked. I wouldn’t do that with O’Malley’s flack, though, because a) what’s the point? and b) if I played my cards right, maybe the flack would introduce me to him.