Technology has spoiled me.

Cheeto dust gathers in mounds around me.

Look on my atrophied legs

ye mighty youth and despair!…

You fuckers and your encouragement made me go outside and then I smoked a joint while I was out there.

Which led to two things:

1) Moon blindness by staring at the moon. That shit hurt my eyes.

2) Me missing my alarm this morning from being in a coma.

Lesson learned. Never do anything.