Maybe it's because I don't follow Fox News...or because I refuse to friend any of my relative on FB...or because the more annoyingly religiousy friends I have are on permanent hide...but I haven't seen much complaining about The War on Christmas ™ this year. This is a disappointment, as it has robbed me of the chance to respond with my preferred retort: that we should never forget the real reason for the season. Let's keep the Saturn in Saturnalia.