Dear Clashtalkers,

I realised today that I have been negligent in performing a good deed to my fellow humans. Many of you suffer from various ailments, including assholery (looking at you Clashtalk = UK snobs). Not to worry though, there IS a cure. All it takes is one simple email. Please peruse the post below and it's varied comments. If the information mentioned below does not cure your ills, I'm not sure what will!