But let's revisit his finest moment, shall we? And that is...getting his ass kicked.

Yes! In order to make a quick buck, Canseco joined the DREAM Super Hulk Tournament which kicked off at DREAM 9 in Yokohama in 2009. Canseco claimed he was for REAL, you guys, and begged various MMA trainers to take him seriously, but alas nobody did, because he's a roided up, pompous dickhead. Still, you have to give it to the guy - he lasted a whopping 77 seconds, which is longer than I would have given him against a motivated opponent who SERIOUSLY wanted to kick his ass.