Oh, wait. That's already past. Nuts. Well, something this exciting doesn't need a holiday—it's a holiday of its own. So if you and your special friend want the gentle caress of "another lover" (who happens to be a synthetic jaguar...on second thought, probably best not to think about that line). Take it from me, and take it from Woody Harrelson with a Perm: the Love Rug is...well, it sure is a product.