No but seriously. Kinja reminds me of my family. Everyone talking but no one conversing because we’re really just talking past each other and not listening to what the others are saying.

Please feel free to talk past me in the comments. I look forward to receiving notifications for things I’ll never see. Also, it’s so much more fun to play games making up what you think the rest of someone’s comment was, rather than just reading the entire comment.

For example, I imagine the comment from Gideon that begins “I want you to know that I can’t access your comments through Kinja and that’s....”

ends with “...a terrible tragedy because your comments are always so well-crafted and insightful or hilarious (or sometimes both!) as to bring me so much joy.”