When you’re 2-3 extra stength beers deep. You’re gorgeous Kristen Chenowith.

British accent? That works. I mean it not Scottish like... um that one guy. But Not American is the important part.

I may be watching CBS. It’s that smart planning CBS Execs did as millennials age out of being too cool to be drunk at 12:55. That’s no longer the case. Someone hire Jon Stewart. There’s money in it for you faceless corporate execs.

(Just kidding I won’t buy your ads, although tide pacs make more and more sense as I teach 30)

We all feel this way James. We all do.