I propose we stir up some juicy rumors 'round here.
Jenn is a 50-year-old nun in real life.
owl_is_lost is actually a wild turkey.
Thunder-Lips is really UFC champ Benson Henderson, and the Biebs fight is scheduled for March.
littlewing is from Texas.
(Insert name), (insert name) and (insert name) are carrying on a torrid affair. (You know who you are. Keep the payments coming, or I'll spill.)
I am Nick Denton, and I am changing our entire way of commenting, beginning tomorrow. You will hate it.