I propose we stir up some juicy rumors 'round here.

I'll start:

Jenn is a 50-year-old nun in real life.

owl_is_lost is actually a wild turkey.

Thunder-Lips is really UFC champ Benson Henderson, and the Biebs fight is scheduled for March.

littlewing is from Texas.

(Insert name), (insert name) and (insert name) are carrying on a torrid affair. (You know who you are. Keep the payments coming, or I'll spill.)


I am Nick Denton, and I am changing our entire way of commenting, beginning tomorrow. You will hate it.