(Well, all social networking sites, really.) Today, I got a LinkedIn request from my former landlord, a woman I openly hated and had to argue with on multiple occasions, due to her scuzzy attempts to repeatedly squeeze me for fees I'd already paid and her refusal to do stuff like fix giant holes in the stairwell leading to my apartment. By the end of my tenancy in that building, I had a screaming match with her doofus of a husband in which I threatened to sue them. And now she wants to be my LinkedIn buddy.

Why, oh why, don't these damn social networking sites have an aggressive rejection option? I don't just want to ignore the request. I want a Die in a Fire Button that I can click, which will send her an automated message informing her that she has been harshly rejected and found wanting as a human being.