Some choice quotes from this wordsmith:

PLAYBOY: There’s no part of you that would want to play Donald Trump?

SHANNON: No.

PLAYBOY: Just to get inside his head? You talked about being fascinated with bad men who are suffering.

SHANNON: How do you mean? How is he suffering?

PLAYBOY: You don’t think Trump struggles with demons?

SHANNON: He’s having a blast! Are you fucking kidding me? That guy is having so much fun.

PLAYBOY: And there’s no self-doubt or fear?

SHANNON: He’s having the time of his fucking life. He doesn’t even have to work. All the hard work that most people have to do to get to be president of the Untied States, he just skipped all that. The fucking guy doesn’t even know what’s in the Constitution. He doesn’t have any grasp of history or politics or law or anything. He’s just blindfolded, throwing darts at the side of a bus.

PLAYBOY: What do you think is going through his head at four A.M. as he’s lying in bed and staring at the ceiling?

SHANNON: He’s probably thinking, I want some fucking pussy. I don’t know. I’m not going to remotely contemplate the notion that Trump is capable of deep reflection.

PLAYBOY: In any form?

SHANNON: In any form! It doesn’t happen. Fuck that guy. When he’s alone with his thoughts, he’s not capable of anything more complex than “I want some pussy and a cheeseburger. Maybe my wife will blow me if I tell her she’s pretty.

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No offense to the seniors out there. My mom’s a senior citizen,” Shannon told Metro News. “But if you’re voting for Trump, it’s time for the urn.”

Talking about people who’s parents voted for Trump:

Fuck ’em,” he said. “You’re an orphan now. Don’t go home. Don’t go home for Thanksgiving or Christmas. Don’t talk to them at all. Silence speaks volumes

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And my personal favorite:

Somebody who thinks Trump is doing a good job, there’s no conversation to have with that person,” he said. “I know they say you should reach across the aisle and all that crap, but to me it feels like putting your hand in a fan

(mostly sourced from dis)

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