It’s a long story, but I was staring at a giant inflatable chicken with one wing the other day, and I had Stevie Nicks’ Edge of Seventeen going through my mind.

“Just like the one-winged dove...”

So I’ve been humming or singing it to myself a lot lately and was shocked to learn of my error.

There are some all-timers out there. “Scuse me, while I kiss this guy”, is probably the GOAT. I’m also a big fan of Billy Joel’s “They got an apartment with Deepak Chopra and a couple of paintings from Sears,” although that’s not a real one in the sense where you straight up think that’s what he’s saying.

What is your all-time most mind-blowing misheard lyric?