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β€”I'm over here in the kitchen with Chef Jim. So, what are you doing, Jim?

β€”Waiting for the segment to start.

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β€”Now Jim, I know you've got kids at home; what do you do to get them ready for school in the morning?

β€”You have no right to talk about my family on air.

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β€”So, Jim, what have you been thinking about recently?

β€”Does a statute of limitations end on midnight of the day, or is it at the end of normal business hours?

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β€”Welcome back to cooking with Chef Jim. What's up, Jim?

β€”You know, "exposure," sure, I'll cop to that. But "indecent" is too subjective a category.

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β€”This is great, Jim. Is there anything you can't do?

β€”Read.

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β€”This is absolutely delicious, Jim. Is there anything you can't do?

β€”Find love.

β€”Oh...well, I meant in the kitcheβ€”

β€”I eat to dull the feelings.

β€”(Nervous chuckle) That's our Chef Jim, always the kidderβ€”

β€”Your laughter only deepens my pain.

β€”I'm...I'm sorry, Jim, I didn't realize you were serious.

β€”No, you're right. Let's laugh and laugh and laugh! It's great! Now let's eat some more fucking cheesecake!

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β€”You're pretty fast with the knife there, Jim. Tell us, do you ever cut yourself?

β€”I don't cut myself.

β€”Oh, okay, then...

β€”She's my daughter, you son of a bitch!

β€”Hey, she's 20β€”she can do what she wants.

β€”So can I, Dan. So can I.

β€”What's that supposed toβ€”

β€”You'll find out during the commercial.

β€”Oh. (To camera) Hey...hey Mike? Can we just keep this segment going for a while?

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