So I am currently trapped on top of my toilet because somebody decided to not replace the TP like a fucking asshole. I have 2 options: ruin my pajamas or get in the shower. I will be giving this a live update.

[UPDATE] Shower plan was executed successfully. I need to retract the blame from my SO, I just remembered last night she said I need to pick some TP up.....there wasn't another roll in the house......Damn you Jameson mixed with pot!