What's the most interesting/absurd/insane/awesome/scary-as-fuck entry that comes up when you Google your name?

My name bring up results about a girl only a few years younger than myself who was kidnapped and murdered in 1989. When my friend and I would go drinking in Canada (legal age there is 19!) during high school, we would routinely be held at the border while I proved I wasn't her. (She wasn't declared dead until years later.)