We are on Babywatch 2013/2014. I've been told Cletus The Fetus has been getting awfully surly in the last 24 hours. Might be having to drive to a hospital, so no getting tipsy. First dry Christmas Eve in 2o years. Catering crew Christmas parties, working as a mall Santa, desk duty in the dorms, Christmases in various houses in the Midwest, hearing about what horrible parents we are for raising a kid in the Murder Capital Of the USA.

I guess since I am at home with nary an extended family member in sight, there really is no need. However, this does not portend well for New Years Eve.

Merry Christmas to all.