I'm watching Trumbo, a documentary about the blacklisted writer Dalton Trumbo. The director uses Trumbo's own writing and letters to tell his story—in this case, a letter written from Trumbo to his son. Putting aside the horror you would get on receiving this from your father, well, behold the glories of self-love as written by Dalton Trumbo and performed by Nathan Lane: