First, I’m upset with The Root readers. I see y’all. I love your petty. I live for it. I’m in the comments reading all of the things you have to say. I see your memes. I love your enthusiasm and greatly appreciate y’all.

Imagine the staff of Jez every saying anything so wholeheartedly affectionate. You can’t, it would be ridiculous. But the Root knows how to do it. 

I just wanna be loved, is that so wrong?