If someone is going to be really good at something, shouldn't there be a law that they can't be really good at something else?* For instance, if someone is really good at sports, how is it fair if they're also really good at being good looking? Pick one! Which is all a way of introducing tonight's "Pretty, Pretty Boys" contestant, Olympic skier and puppy enthusiast Gus Kenworthy, who's shown up on these pages a few times already.

*-I'm not going full-on "Harrison Bergeron" here—if you want to excel in one field, go for it; I'm reasonable like that. But not two. Not two!