Eventually I will infect all of Gawker Media with my love of owls. Today, I begin my ass-owlt on Clashtalk.

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I may look like a toasty marshmallow...

Illustration for article titled Owls: flying pillows filled with seething hatred

(Look at the Bambi eyes!)

But woe be unto him who forgets that I am...