So I spotted this on Deadspin: an innocent youth hockey coach who lost his job just because he has a Facebook page dedicated to the glories of Nazism. Sure, you probably read that—as I did—and said, "What kind of PC bullshit is this?" But it only gets worse. To wit: this parent and his or her completely unrealistic expectations:

"You can't be a Nazi and coach kids hockey," said one concerned parent.

Sor-ry, your majesty. Any other absurdly high standards you want to set for people just trying to coach your precious little snowflake? I suppose next you're going to say that firing live rounds over the kids' heads to make them skate faster during post-practice laps is inappropriate, too.

Canadians.