and then, you're in the bar and like 5 chicks (as in women) you have superduper crushes on are there, all looking awesome, one is being forward'ish but not nearly enough. And you're sitting on the bench, trying to catch up intoxicationwise, not be crazy wrecked while the superburito kicks-in, trying not to be all shellshocked (comes and goes, ya know?), and someone is lookin at ya like they need some peeps to get bounced...