At first blush, I had assumed this was a Lifehacker article because it’s absolutely the fundamental human interaction which would need to be explained to insectoid aliens wearing people suits. But upon further examination, there was a suspicious lack of questions about hygiene and the appropriate length of time to date an anime pillow before making her a waifu, so I had to check the tags.

I now understand just how fucked we are, because there are clearly enough insectoid aliens and smelly recluses that they are getting their own SponCon.