You know, if you're going to go into a national park and push over an ancient rock formation (calling it 200 million years old is misleading, although it had been getting worn down for perhaps that long), it's not a good idea to have your friend and fellow dumbass tape it. It's an even worse idea to allow him to post it to his Facebook page. It's an even worse idea to do all this not long after suing the father of a girl who hit your car four years ago, claiming an ongoing and debilitating disability.

When confronted with the seeming contraditcion of pushing over a really big rock while ostensibly disabled, our modern-day Clarence Darrow pointed out, "You didn't see how hard I had to push."