More specifically, romance me with songs that aren't hard to dance to...

Like maybe this one?

Or this one? Why does she have to say "Daddy" in it? UGH! Ruins the whole thing:

Of course, I want "Duke of Earl" or "This Old Heart of Mine," but apparently this isn't appropriate for straight dudes pushing 40 who hate being in front of people. So I'm going to go bonkers with my brother's "dad replaced by gay best friend/daughter dance."