Someone just brought a piece of upholstered furniture into my building and said “your coworker asked us to drop this couch off.” I realized after they left that someone had spilled rotten milk on the fabric (confirmed via a phone call to the person who had in fact spilled rotten milk on it).

Clashtalk lunchtime poll #2: Should I take a 2-hour lunch in order to avoid the rotten milk furniture currently residing next to my desk?