It’s my last full day in France. I miss you all, but there’s cheese, so it’s okay. I’ve drunk gallons of wine, I can get by on my French, and the food is soooooo good. Stupid kinja won’t let me upload a photo, but I’ll share when I get home.

I have a 36 hour trip home, with a ten hour overnight layover at Heathrow, and four more hours in O’hare. It’s starting with a train trip from Cassis to CDG at 2p France time tomorrow. I will likely post on any CLT thread during those layovers so start some good shit today.

We considered chaining ourselves to the villa and squatting here, but we don’t want to go to French prison.

Did I miss any good kinja while I was out? I just saw Dirty Pruitt resigned!