As in: Both are lazy, illiterate, pouty jackasses who are paid to write but can’t compose basic arguments.

Harron Walker:

And here’s Samer Kalaf reaching out to writer Bret Stephens for the first time (as he recounts in a recent piece on Splinter).

Stephens didn’t respond. Nine months later, Kalaf sent a second email:


Samer, once you and Harron lose your jobs, you should start a website: Hey Man, What’s Your Deal, Stop Writing (We’re Cracking Ourselves Up Here 😂)

ETA: Enjoyed this response to Kalaf, from Stephens: