Sammy Watkins, for those of you who might not know, is a very talented rookie wide receiver who plays for the Buffalo Bills. I have drafted him in two of my leagues; he is what is known in fantasy parlance as a potential sleeper, which is now probably true in an ironic way because he has just injured his ribs for the SECOND GODDAMN TIME in the preseason. Sammy Watkins is, I think, trying to kill me. Break me, at least.

This man, however, who left a comment on the ESPN article about the injury, was an unexpected bright spot to the morning: