My university requires students to log in with their student ID in order to use the WiFi. But the "log-in" page doesn't always pop up. Today, it automatically opened up Google Chrome, restored the last session, which included several porn windows. I immediately saw "this website is blocked" over and over again and "all content on this server is logged."
I'm really, embarrassed. I imagine I'll be called into the dean's office any minute for "pregnant lesbian fisting bukkake" to be expelled.