Props to whomever shared the reply but ya’ll really, really, really, need to see the original comment and, like LaBravaRadio suggested, savor it.
The 7- to 8-foot reptile grabbed the boy late Tuesday as he was playing in about a foot of water at the Seven Seas Lagoon at the resort. His father, who quickly rushed to the boy’s aid, could not fend off the alligator and received minor injuries to his hand.
This is an animal trying to drag a baby into the water. Beat the living shit out of it. Claw at its eyes. Pry its mouth. Either drive it away from the kid - or if you can’t get it to let go, keep it from getting away. Even if that means all you can do is jump on top of it and scream for help.
Listen, I am a California girl. I’m partially educated. BUT even if I wasn’t, I have fucking eyes and a semi-rational mind and I know you can’t win a fight with an alligator. Unless you’re a big cat.