I'm a real real big time UNC basketball fan. Big time. Like, I'll hit you in the face you jerk if you have something to say about it.

Well, they're playing real good right now. Real good.

Which, you'd think I'd be happy about. But this feels like a down year for the Heels, and if they're going to beat Michigan State now, I'd rather them not turn around and lose to UNC-G next game, as has been their pattern this year. I'd prefer the year to just be a total bust, so I can go play video games.