I present to you: How to Mail a Letter. Subsections include: 1) Getting the letter ready to mail; 2) Finding the right postage; 3) Mailing the letter; 4) Letter help. It really takes off in section three, where it is revealed that there are THREE WAYS that you can potentially mail your letter (!!!). I don't want to spoil anything, though, so I'll just leave it to you to find out. If you've ever seen a more inane wikihow please share it here.