There is a person in my office that eats a cup of noodles (some non-Maruchan or Nissan brand) roughly 4 times a day, every day. He starts at 10am. And he just had his last one around 4pm. I can’t begin to describe how awful the smell is. Imagine burnt rubber doused in a flavor packet.

Also, I’m not sure how he is still alive because that has to be enough sodium to kill a person.