As it happens dropping ones phone and working like a beach donkey isn't condusive to maintaining Internet relations, for that I apologise. I was in the local shop the other day, I'm stood at the counter purchasing my wares when I see the Durex condoms on the bottom shelf under the cigarettes. Now I presume that they're there so as not to swiped by some unscrupulous yet embarrassed individual ; fair enough but. Next to the regular johnies is a box of fruit flavoured rubbers. How much bold afrontery would it take to approach the counter for a pack of them. That'd be some serious brass neck.

That and it was a warm one out there today, so, half naked people walking the streets. Got to love Summer.