Last year Tom Scocca did a horrible piece on Sauces: Ranked. This year the award for people that should not be allowed to further comment on food goes to....Drum roll please....Taylor Berman. Your horrible ranking of thanksgiving sides will forever be on your record.

I still like Taylor.....but I will be side eyeing him for quite some time now....

On a final note: Cheesy motherfucking potatoes should be in the top 3 of everybodies list. period.